Title: Boys Will Be Boys

Author:Jules - mailto:slash_me_baby@yahoo.com

Parts:7

Rating: G - PG

Disclaimer:This did not happen.. or it could have. I'm not entirely convinced that this hasn't happened at least once or twice in the past ten years...

Note: So I wrote this little ficlet last night. I got the idea from an email I received on a few lists I'm on and just sort of did my own little thing with it. The ladies at BSB Attourneys ( http://www.bsbattourneys.com) are doing a challenge. You write a character sketch based on a word they give (moods/emotions etc). There are rules and regulations and so forth.. I liked the idea but not the rules so I did my own... This is what I ended up with. It's not slash... it's not really anything. Just my rambling. So please, let me know what you think. There may be more forthcoming, or this may be the only one... we'll see if the mood strikes again...

Boys Will Be Boys
by Jules

Part 1: Mischevious

A faint giggle could be heard throughout the hall, and if anyone had heard it, they would have immediately been suspicious. But everyone was otherwise occupied, their own issues on the forefront of their minds. One lone man snuck down the gaudy carpeted floor knowing that he wouldn't get caught. At least not this time.

Kevin was exhausted and wanted nothing more than to just crawl into bed for a good night's sleep. Exiting the bathroom, a cloud of steam followed him into the slightly chilled room. The towel fell to the floor and being as anal as he was, Kevin bent down to pick it up, airing it to dry on the corner of the closet door. He let out an exaggerated yawn, rubbing his eyes tiredly as he walked towards the bed. As he pulled the sheets down, nothing was out of the ordinary and so Kevin simply climbed into the bed, his mind on everything from the concert they'd put on that night to the interview that they were doing the next morning. It wasn't until he tried to stretch his legs that Kevin was jolted into reality, the fabric of the sheet making it difficult to do just that. "NICK!!" He screamed into the night, vowing that the next time Nick short sheeted his bed, Kevin was going to ensure that there would be no little Carter's running around.

AJ felt the weight on his bladder, even in his sleep. In his semi-concious state, he tried to ignore the sensation, not wanting to leave the warm security of his bed, but in the end, the need to pee won out and AJ found himself hurrying across his hotel room to the bathroom. He didn't bother with clothes as he was the only one there, and it wasn't like he was going anywhere outside of the room. Rather than waste time, AJ decided to forgo turning on the light and lifted the seat, preparing to go to the bathroom. As the stream jetted from his body, he heard an odd sound and felt his legs getting wet, waking him from his daze. He was so shocked that he couldn't even stop going, his legs getting wetter, the noise getting louder. Finally, he shook his head and walked to the light switch and turned it on. There was saran wrap covering the toilet, the noise was his urine bouncing off the tight plastic. AJ saw red and a loud cry could be heard through his room. "You WILL pay for this Carter!"

Kevin ran out of his room into the hallway, his green eyes blazing, his face contorted to that of rage. He nearly ran into AJ who had also flew from his room, a towel around his waist and a string of curse words flowing from his mouth. Looking at one another, they knew that they hadn't been the only one victimized by the blonde boy wonder. "I'm gonna freakin kill him," AJ said through clenched teeth.

"You can have him when I'm done with him."

Kevin made it to Nick's door first, banging furiously. It wasn't until his hand was sore that he'd remembered something important. Pivotal. "Nick went away."

"What?"

"Nick went to LA for Aaron's Pay Per View. He left right after the concert. He didn't have time."

They stared each other in the eyes and again, a faint cackle could be heard throughout the hallway. AJ cocked his head to the side and heard a door click. Turning his head in the direction of the noise he saw that their doors had been shut. They were the ones that automatically locked. "Kev? Did you bring out your key?"

"No.. Why?" Kevin turned around and closed his eyes, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Fuck."

"Yeah."

"Brian."

"And Howie."

"Are going to pay for this."

Meanwhile down the hall, the mischievous one snuck into a vacant room, thanking the hotel concierge one last time silently for hooking him up. He was supposed to be halfway across the country on a plane. He was supposed to be on the way to see his little brother. He wasn't supposed to be sneaking from room to room, starting a war that he in no way would even be suspected of. Watching Kevin and AJ's reactions to his presents was very entertaining, now, all he had to do was sit back and watch as revenge was sought. This was definitely going to be one sweet tour.

Finis