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Title: Pretty Little Motherfucker
Author:Jules
Part:1/1
Pairing:Kevin/Justin
Rating: NC 17 (ish)
Feedback:Yes Please - mailto:slash_me_baby@yahoo.com
Warning:Bigroupal warning. Slash warning. Gratuitous use of the phrase 'pretty little motherfucker'. I think
that is my new favourite word, motherfucker LOL. I just wish I had have been able to hear it coming from
Justin's mouth!!!
Disclaimer:Although Justin DID say that, the rest is made up. I could only wish that this were true.
Okay, so he said it. He had actually, on the record, said that Kevin Richardson was a pretty little motherfucker.
He wasn't sure if people were so shocked that he'd said the word motherfucker, or that he was saying it about
Kevin Richardson. But none the less, people were shocked. He thinks that THAT part came out, just to cover
the fact that he'd admitted that he'd actually smoked up before. Again, something that people were up in
arms about.
The last time Justin checked, he was a 21 year old male. A 21 year old disgustingly, famously, rich male. Oh
yeah, and the fact that he was sexy as hell didn't hurt him either. Not that he was cocky, okay, so he was
cocky, just a little bit. Okay, a lot but still, he'd earned it and it wasn't something he could change so it was best
to live with it and move on rather than dwell on things that he couldn't do anything about. So yeah, he
admitted to smoking up with Nelly. The part that made him laugh, was that if they got all worked up about him
smoking dope, they'd probably have cardiac arrest if they found out half of the other shit he'd done, banging
Britney on an almost daily basis when they were in the same area code definitely one of them. But then again,
that was for a VH1 Behind the Music, 20 years later. He had to save some of the good shit for later or they
wouldn't come knocking on his door, wanting the 'real story' behind NSYNC.
Everyone had started freaking out before the magazine hit the stands. "You can't say that..." His publicist had
screamed and Justin simply smiled and feigned innocence. "What? Motherfucker? I've read worse in that
magazine before. Shit, I've SAID worse than that before."
"Not the WORD motherfucker. You can say that..."
"I can? Anytime I want? Like when Bop does another 'Are You Justin Timberlake's One True Love?' article can
I say motherfucker?" Justin knew he was being an asshole, but they paid the woman more than enough to
put up with him, so he figured he might as well get his money's worth.
"Yes.. Well no. Jesus Justin. At least TRY and understand what I'm saying here."
"I am trying. You said I can say motherfucker. I just want to know when I can say it! So I can avoid this
conversation the next time around."
"That's not the problem, you saying that word. It's just you calling Kevin Richardson a pretty little
motherfucker.."
Justin winced as she did the whole curled fingers in the quotation sign.
"...that we have a problem with. What were you thinking?" She asked, clearly exasperated, staring deep into
his blue eyes.
Justin grinned, thinking deeply on his answer. "That Kevin Richardson is one pretty little motherfucker.
THAT'S what I was thinking." With that, Justin walked out of the room, ignoring the gasps that followed. If they
thought that was something to freak out about, it was perhaps a good thing he left when he did and didn't tell
them what was on his mind at that moment.
But the problem was, and no one seemed to get this except for him, that Kevin WAS a pretty little
motherfucker. He was even prettier than Lance and JC, and they were absofuckinglutely gorgeous. Justin
wondered if he was allowed to say THAT in an interview. He figured not. But it was the truth. There was just
something about the older man that Justin never could fully grasp. How one person could just be so pretty,
so beautiful. He remembered the first time Nick had introduced him to Kevin. Justin had been 13 years old,
Nick 14 and Kevin ....damn, 23. Ten years older than him and so fucking intimidating Justin was sure he was
going to piss himself. Kevin's eyes barely registered on him and all Justin could think about was how green
his eyes were. Almost like Lance's but not. It was the day Justin had his first erection.
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